Saturday, May 2, 2009

The 5ive At Pungent Wood

*Disclaimer : This super duper lame story is just purely a joke. None of the content is real, it's exaggerating and unrealistic, I hope you don't take it too seriously. Lastly, don't mind my terrible English and thanks for reading! :)

This story took place on Earth, whereby the world population is currently facing a destructive phenomenon. The people were struggling, in a way that they will never ever forget this cruel experience.

Their pain, their sufferings, all started because of one person called Nemesis. Nemesis the boss, the most daisai guy ever existed on Earth, the 8th Wonder of the World, was once deemed undefeated by the human race.

Until now, a squad of young talented teenagers, which the world population relies their hope on, had begun fighting back.

Inside the squad consists of 5 talented teenagers. Each one of them possess one ability that's vital to the defeat of Nemesis.

Ang Ku Kueh - The leader of the squad, possess the ability to make ang ku kueh out of thin air.

Pierre - The vice-leader of the squad, possess the ability to manipulate one's age.

NoFatsPls - The only chick inside the squad with the best figure, possess the ability to make one lose fats as easy as counting 1 2 3.

Fuerfei - The protector of the squad, possess the ability to create a shield to cover the whole squad that not even a particle or molecules can break in.

Mrchoy - The only one in the squad who sell matchstick, possess the ability that when he light a matchstick, he's able to make a wish come true.

And so, the last epic showdown between Nemesis and the squad took place at Pungent Wood in the year 4444 April 04. What lies inside were restless souls that died from extreme pungent due to their weak will (or maybe weak nose as well?). Of course, the squad wasn't affected which causes Nemesis to become nastier every second.

Ang Ku Kueh decided to end this battle quick before Nemesis get too strong. Being the first to strike, he immediately make tons of ang ku kueh out of thin air and place it in front of Nemesis. Nemesis has too many weaknesses...greediness is one of them. Without any further ado, Nemesis gobbled up the ang ku kueh as if he has never been eaten for days! Although his first priority was to exterminate the whole squad, but well he just can't resist the ang ku kueh.

In front of them lies a good opportunity (Nemesis was way too busy with his food), Pierre quickly uses his ability and increased Nemesis's age to thousands of years old, causing Nemesis to become so old and weak, weaker than a baby. Nemesis vomited out all the ang ku kueh, because his weak stomach couldn't digest it all.

Nemesis was furious, he released a lethal toxin gas smelling worse than methane. At this point of time, Fuerfei created a shield and covered the whole squad. Obviously, Nemesis's skill turns out to be bullshit.

This battle is dragging too long, so long that NoFatsPls is getting really pissed off. "Oi Mrchoy, can't you just light a matchstick and wished him gone forever?! This place is making me puke!"

"Relax...that will only kills all the fun." On the other hand, Nemesis current situation is pretty bad now, his skill is bullshit to the squad. But he didn't want to lose, at least not falling under the hands of those kids. He left with no choice but to use his homemade self-destruct, a skill so destructive that the user will be cursed forever, becoming a living dead with no soul of his own, no memories, NOTHING.

"10...9...8..." The exploding time started ticking! Meanwhile, Mrchoy took out his matchbox and light up a matchstick, with a grin on his face, he said "I wish...I wish...I wish Nemesis didn't explode!" As a result, Nemesis didn't explode and remain as weak as a baby, became a soulless living dead with an extremely low IQ.

You know what's Nemesis arch enemy? Fragrance! In the end, Nemesis suffered worse than death when Mrchoy start making his last fragrant wish...

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人生苦短,世事难料。活好当下,懂得珍惜,才最重要。置身事外,与世隔绝,在自我封锁的心灵世界里,感受到了无穷的宁静。。。
Residing in his World of Solitude, always longing, loving, the fantasies and memories. In reality, he seeks to go travelling and taking photos along his journey.
有一條只能向前走的路,叫時光。
有一種只能懷念的回憶,叫過去。

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